You Perky Oppai Hentai Teens will Respect my Monster Cockthority!
You Perky Oppai Hentai Teens will Respect my Monster Cockthority!
There is a magical item in PronQuest called a Wand of Wonders but his cock isn’t it… it’s actually a powerful magical dildo that does random things that are mostly sexual in nature.
Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Princess Traci of Lordess: “I guess they call him that because the little guy doesn’t wear any pants…”
Princess Joanna of Fapsburg: “He does try to draw attention to it.”
Crotch Wizard: “Little… Draw attention to…”
Crotch Wizard: “Do you not see my massive rod, my magnificent wand of wonders?”
Crotch Wizard: “Dad blast it! You WILL respect my cockthority!!”
Princess Elsa of Oral: “That’s a pretty strong chest to survive all his jumping up and down on it.”
“…mostly sexual in nature”? What nonsexual things does a magical dildo do?
Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait until some character gets in possession of one to find out. ^_^
Mr Happy is a double-sided dildo that does a lot of non-sexy things. Like killing demons and smashing frogs. I totally believe that a wand of wonders would have even more… flexibility… in this area.