Two Monster Cocks in the Hand are Going to End Up in her Bush.
This is what they call French Benefits, I think. Or at least its how I pictured them.

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)
Nurse Sonya: “Alright you two. These aren’t quite thick enough, how am I supposed to get an accurate blood pressure reading if they aren’t pumped full of blood? Guess I’m just going to have to pump them up by hand…”
Adrian: “If she pumps them up by hand how do you think she takes our blood pressure?”
Nurse Sonya: “OH, you’ll see, you’ve already had yours taken once before…”
Shagman: “Best check up, ever! Aren’t we supposed to get these done once a year?”