Cartoon Porn Pervert Bixby’s Hentai Strip Spell.
But he was all the rage at parties.

Comic Dialogue:
(If you have Wii Gloves for you wee little fingers it’s also electronic Braille.)

Crotch Wizard : “How, how did you disrupt my spell with a simple wooden rod?!”
Headmistress VonChastity: “The only thing simple and wooden here is your head, wizard. Now back down. If the students virginity is intact then you can still recover from this…”
Crotch Wizard begins casting a spell. “Oh, I don’t think we’re done yet, I have a few instant spells prepared… Bixby’s groping hands of exposure!”
Headmistress VonChastity:
“I swear if I ever get MY HANDS on this bixby character that came up with all these perverted handsey spells he’s never going to use HIS hands again…”